KENNEDY: You’re an idiot if you pity the weeping OnlyFans model who claims to have had 100 men in one day. She’s just pulled off a massive sex con

Your heart is made of stone if you don’t feel distressed and depressed watching OnlyFans model Lily Phillips break down in tears after her 101-guys-in-1-day sexploit.

The dirty blonde 23-year-old from a fancy British family attended university but gave it all up to hook-up with random dudes on camera – and earn millions doing it.

Now she’s trying to convince the world that her sordid ‘group sex’ stunt is empowering and aspirational.

‘I don’t think people realize how happy this makes me,’ she tells filmmaker Josh Pieters in a YouTube documentary.

It’s made harder to believe when, in the aftermath of her emetic endeavor, she starts to cry: ‘I don’t know if I’d recommend it. It’s a different feeling. It’s just one in one out, it feels intense.’

But for all the tears shed, there’s something so disingenuous about all the online gushing over this money-grubbing, empty-headed speed bedding.

Nobody forced her to do this. She was already earning plenty from her paid-for porn. And now she’s harnessing this newfound attention and committing to do one better: sleep with one thousand men in 24 hours.

So I’m sorry if I don’t spare much sympathy for this wannabe role model of rancor.

In Pieters’s documentary Phillips giggles and grins as she calls herself a ‘slut’, giddily dumping dozens of sex toys on her bed – from traffic cones to ghastly plug contraptions – and boasting about the groaning seams of her pay packet.

Pieters performs his fair share of head scratching in search of the real ‘why?’ of the whole putrid pursuit. But the tawdry truth is that greed appears to have been generationally transmitted.

Phillips gloats that her parents couldn’t be prouder. Her mother is her head of finance.

Don’t get me wrong, I have no doubt Phillips is acting out because she’s in a lot of private pain – with a pair of deadbeat pests for parents – but this sick saga really feels like a con.

Just as young women have been conned by the Left into believing sex without intimacy and untrammeled ‘reproductive freedom’ is somehow fulfilling.

Kam’s out in the cold 

Joe and Jill Biden were treated to a 60-second standing O at an artsy DC awards ceremony on Sunday.

But that’s where the warmth ended – for as Kamala and her dumpy husband Doug rose and clapped along with the crowd, they were forced to drink a cool glass of icy shade.

The Bidens, seated right next to the also-rans, completely blanked them! No air kisses, no fist bumps, not even a passing glance.

I guess blowing a billion dollars and the remaining goodwill of your boss, his Party and the entire liberal establishment is a tough tonic to swallow – even at Christmas.

Penny saved, penny earned 

Three cheers for hero Daniel Penny, who’s been acquitted in his trial over the subway death of Jordan Neely.

It was the right and just verdict, though it goes without saying that Neely’s life and passing were tragic.

Which leaves me to wonder: after years of seemingly leaving his troubled son to rot on the streets as a drug addict and convict with 43 arrests to his name, why is Neely’s dad Andre Zachary only now speaking up?

Is it because he has smelt the sweet perfume of a potential payout in the civil courts?

Artificial Attractiveness 

AI can be so useful this time of year – from helping craft gift lists, to writing the text for those boresome family Christmas cards.

But Tesla titan turned social media CEO Elon Musk has grown awfully fond of using his own AI image tool on X to post fake pictures of himself looking svelte, hot and young. Some of these fantastical snaps are so sexy he could be mistaken for an accused NYC assassin!

Mangione mania! 

Speaking of… what the heck is wrong with Gen-Z, held in a collective and orgiastic chokehold by deeply troubled alleged felon Luigi Mangione? Sprout some self-esteem and get a grip, girls! You deserve better than a deranged loser who can’t even seal the deal because of his bad back.

Kimberly’s comeback

Cupid’s arrow sustained a setback this week, as Don Jr. and fiancée Kimberly Guilfoyle called it quits.

Don’s been carelessly playing tonsil hockey with Palm Beach socialite Bettina Anderson who is nearly two decades younger than Crushed Kim.

Guilfoyle, meanwhile, has diligently worked her way up a very bi-partisan political ladder, using her tangible assets to capture the hearts of top power-gents from Dapper Don to her ex-husband and current California Gov. Gavin Newsom. And for what?

Now she’s been exiled to Greece by Donald Senior with an ambassadorial role. But don’t count out this temptress with long tresses. Those who know her are convinced she’ll ascend to a new romantic rung and leave Greece with a giant rock on her finger from a billionaire shipping magnate.

Handsy Don 

Trump is Time Magazine’s Person of the Year… again, and he has the hand-bruises to show for it.

The big-handed giant told the mag he’s black and blue from gripping the mitts of thousands of eager supporters in recent months.

I’m sure he’ll feel a sense relief when he puts his hand on the Bible and takes the oath of office. Hopefully they can put the Good Book in the freezer for an hour before the swearing in ceremony.

Moody Trudy

Some Canadians are mad at me because I called their lame leader ‘Justine Trudeau’ on Fox News’s Outnumbered.

Prime Minister Blackface had it coming after scolding Americans as sexist for not voting for a woman. How about you worry about your own broken nation, Trudy?