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The injury crisis at Tottenham is becoming laughable.

I mean, if you are Ange Postecoglou at the moment, all you can do is just crack up, otherwise he will just cry.

The Australian boss is going to be without 13 players tonight. Yes, you read that right. 13.

I mean, that’s just unbelievable, isn’t it?

Three of those are unregistered players, granted, but the fact they have 10 senior players out injured is just crazy.

To show you just how mad it is, I will now do a paragraph solely filled with the names of Tottenham players who are not available for selection tonight.

Guglielmo Vicario, Cristian Romero, Micky van de Ven, Destiny Udogie, Pape Matar Sarr, Yves Bissouma, Brennan Johnson, Timo Werner, Wilson Odobert, Dominic Solanke, Antonin Kinsky, Djed Spence and Sergio Reguilon.

That may just be the longest paragraph of the night, I’m not joking.

We are going to see a bunch of children play tonight, most likely.