Alright, Beyhive, buckle up your cowboy boots because Beyoncé has just dropped a bombshell that’s got us all freaking the fuck out.
On Christmas Day (US time), while most of us were stuffing our faces with leftover pavlova, Beyoncé decided to casually break the internet (again) with a cryptic teaser that has sent fans into a frenzy.
After slaying her NFL halftime show at the Ravens-Texans game, Beyoncé took to social media with a video that’s got more symbolism than a high school play. Picture this: Bey on a horse, waving an American flag like she’s about to lead a revolution, all while serving looks that could make a statue blush. And then a date flashes on screen: “1.14.25”.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??
“Look at that horse,” she captioned the video. And I’m telling you, I’ve been staring at this damn horse all day and I still have no clue what the heck she’s on about.
Here is the video if you’d like to figure it out for yourself:
Luckily, fans (who are much smarter than me) have taken to the internet to share their theories on what the mysterious announcement could be for.
Here are all the fan theories about Beyoncé’s January 14 announcement:
Let’s dive in shall we.
Cowboy Carter tour announcement
Word on the street is that Beyoncé might be gearing up to take her album Cowboy Carter on the road. Live Nation resharing the post has got fans flipping out (and same). Could we be in for a stadium tour? Will she finally come to Australia?? Don’t laugh, it could happen. A girl must dream!!
Cowboy Carter visuals?
Here’s a thought: what if Bey’s about to serve us some yeehaw realness in visual form? We’ve had lyric videos, sure, but imagine a full-blown Cowboy Carter visual album. It’d be like Lemonade, but with more lassos. If it is, I need to know please and thank you so I can take off work to fully consume the sure masterpiece.
ACT III announcement?
For those of you not in the know Beyoncé’s been teasing a three-part project that kicked off with Renaissance and continued with Cowboy Carter. Could this be the grand finale we’ve been waiting for? The trilogy to end all trilogies. I NEED IT NOW.
Whatever it is, one thing’s for sure: Beyoncé’s got us all playing detective. January 14 can’t come soon enough, and until then, we’ll be here, overanalysing every single pixel of that teaser video.
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